Highlights of tonight’s St. Patrick’s Day-themed stunt of “The Simpsons” include Homer becoming the Beer Baron in “Homer vs. the 18th Amendment,” Selma taking Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens in “Selma’s Choice,” and the Simpsons going to Ireland in “In the Name of the Grandfather.”
Friday, March 17
Marvel’s Iron Fist
In the season premiere, the fourth of Netflix’s live-action series based on Marvel Comics focuses on billionaire Danny Rand (Finn Jones), who returns to New York City after being missing for years, trying to reconnect with his past and his family legacy.
Saturday, March 18
Hallmark Channel, 9 p.m.
Danica McKellar stars as a protective mom who, feeling disconnected with her teenage son, decides to step outside of her comfort zone and take him camping. But as soon as she arrives, she begins butting heads with her cabin neighbor, an outdoorsy single father (Paul Greene) who is also in search of a connection with his teen daughter.
Sunday, March 19
Into the Badlands
AMC, 10:05 p.m.
AMC’s eye-popping martial arts fantasy “Into the Badlands” debuts its second season tonight, picking up six months after the events of the Season 1 finale.
Monday, March 20
Dancing With the Stars
ABC, 8 p.m.
The reality juggernaut returns for a 24th — yes, 24th — season with an all-new cast of celebrities, fierce competition, signature surprises and unforgettable dances.
The Twins: Happily Ever After?
Freeform, 9 p.m.
In this season of the Bachelor spinoff, former “Bachelor” and “Bachelor in Paradise” contestants Emily and Haley Ferguson have moved on from looking for love on national TV and are looking for the next big step in their lives. The fan favorites and twins say goodbye to the luxuries of living under their mom’s roof and try to figure out life on their own while searching for independence and new careers.
Tuesday, March 21
Bones: “The Final Chapter: The Day in the Life”
FOX, 9 p.m.
Cyndi Lauper returns and guest-stars in in the series’ penultimate episode. And each leading character’s final story starts to unfold: Brennan testifies for Zach in trial, Angela reveals some big news, and Aubrey and Jessica come to terms about their future together. When the team discovers Kovac has escaped, Booth finds himself racing the clock to protect himself and those closest to him.
Wednesday, March 22
The Comedy Jam
Comedy Central, 10 p.m.
Based on a Comedy Central special from last summer, “The Comedy Jam” features funny actors and comedians sharing memorable stories from their lives that are linked with an iconic hit song.